Transport assemble cultured line-up for their latest top secret discotheque

The three-headed Transport hydra re-appears through the mystic haze to present another instalment of the tantalising Secret Location series.

Quite apart from being three of the nicest fellows you're likely to meet, Brits abroad Seelie, Mr Mowgli and Brent Burns are endowed with the uncanny ability to collectively morph into the mythical Transport creature – a three-headed, multi-limbed dragon intent on dance-floor destruction. In doing so on this occasion, they invite an ensemble cast of some of the very best jocks and producer's currently riding out the Covid wave in Bangkok to join them on their sonic quest. A more diligent crew of music-obsessed selectors you would be hard pushed to find on one line-up even at the best of times.

Joining the Transport all-stars on the platters will be Sabai Sabia's Maarten, More Rice Record's Jay Sarayu, Issasha, Koish from Unst, and Giant Swing's NK Chan. I'm honoured to announce that I'll be donning my Rocco Universal disguise to complete the itinerary, and am as excited to take-in the sounds from my fellow cast-members here as I am to spin some tunes myself. I imagine we can expect all shades of high-grade dance-related jams on the night, from cosmic-flecked psychedelia to balls-out house music, esoteric disco to abstract minimal, and all else in between.

The all-day event goes on from noon until midnight on Saturday November 14, I couldn’t tell you where though because I haven't the faintest idea. Judging by previous efforts, it's safe to say the boys will have searched out somewhere suitably epic to house the event, and they promise it's a mere 30-minute cab ride from central BK.

Tickets are strictly limited to 250 and are available here, and you can check the FB action here. It’s well worth remembering that in most of the world events like this are currently banned, so we're dancing for the world here and should really make the most of that.

If you're not feeling amorous enough already from the whole top secret element, here are Transport's current top 5 to get you well and truly in the mood.

1, Apiento ft Harriet Brown ‘Down That Road’

2, Mr. Ho and Mogwaa ‘Bail-E’

3, Heart Sphere ‘E.R.' (Emergency Relief)’

4, Dino Soccio ‘Chimay Groove (Edit)’

5, Space Ghost ‘Time To Dance (Together Mix)